[SERKIT]

I think the good sheriff may be calling on the lad as a key witness in the investigation of a very exensive hoax. The 9-1-1 call also had the Dad talking about “controls” in the craft operating at “a millinon volts”. Huh?

[Daffynition]

When all is said and done, I hope a bill for the "rescue" is delivered to the household, not unlike the PCH promos.