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To: MarineBrat

Teaching children to swim will just make them not fear water, and cause more death. Water is full of dihydrogen monoxide, a known cause of numerous deaths. Kids, when you see water, 1) leave it alone, and 2) call an adult.

Oh, wait.....


9 posted on 10/16/2009 11:17:24 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (This tagline excerpted. To read more, click on MyOverratedBlog.com)
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To: Larry Lucido

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw


14 posted on 10/16/2009 11:44:50 PM PDT by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Larry Lucido

Zero tolerance for possession of dihydrogen monoxide.


18 posted on 10/17/2009 12:01:04 AM PDT by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - IT'S ISLAM, STUPID! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth)
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To: Larry Lucido
Teaching children to swim will just make them not fear water, and cause more death.

it's better if they know how to swim... and if the adults in charge know how to swim...

54 posted on 10/17/2009 10:29:19 PM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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