“And your worries would be over. Nice cars, hot chicks. No more taxes to cheet on.”
Does it come with a sekrit decoder ring and a hat? No ring and hat, no joy. I know the whats and hows. Gotta have that special bling and accoutrements to be official.
Oh, and...
The mooslums went ahead with the sesame option? That’s it. Gloves off!
But, I guess it could have been worsted. There is one clutch of furrin devels that put “beet root” on their burgers. How barbaric (or kinky, depending on translation/interpretation) is that? They’re probably Illuminati. Illuminati are weird like that.
It DOES come with ring and tin foil hat. RUN AWAY!! You will be misteakin for Illuminati!!! RUN AWAY!!
I think a nice hog ring would keep those furrin devils from rootin’ around so.