A guy goes to confession and tells the priest he made love to five beautiful women in one night. The priest says “ a young single Catholic should not sleep with one woman let alone five in one night. Say the rosary every night for a week.”
The guy says “ but fadder I’m not young... I’m 72 years old. And I’m not single I’m married.” The priest whispers “how dare you tell me you are cheating on your poor pathetic wife. As a Catholic you are a disgrace.” The guy says “wrong again father...I’m not Catholic .I am Jewish. The priest says “Your Jewish!. Why are you in the confessional telling me about it?” The guy says “I’m telling EVERYBODY”.
Jesse Jackson has said worse but the difference is he meant it.
It should read "You're Jewish!"
"You're" is a contraction, or a combination, of the words "you" and "are".
The word "your" is the possessive form of you, referring to something that a person has, or something that belongs to the person in discussion.