[Mr Rogers]

That would be like our Border Collie: “This is GREAT fun, wanna join?”

The Aussie is a guilt-stricken, repentant sinner. In the same circumstance, he’ll be found sitting next to the front door, head down, his 75 lbs shaking like a leaf.

Never gets in trouble, so it MAY just be a very convincing act!

[AnAmericanMother]

Have you seen that thing about the difference between Goldens and Labs? Goldens are Catholics, they understand the concept of guilt. Labs are Protestants ("What guilt?")

My favorite, though, is "When you come home and the lamp is broken, the Golden says, "Broken lamp? I must have done it. I was outside the whole time, but I must have done it. Oh, no! Somebody's unhappy!" While the Lab says, "Broken lamp? Yeah, I did it. I was having tons of fun! Want to watch me break the other one?"