[ConservativeStatement]

Me-owch!

[Mr. Lucky]

Insufficient information is provided to determine whether she is innocent or guilty.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Please stop by the FReepathon thread and give it a bump. If you haven’t donated yet, please give it a thought.

Thank you!

[Robwin]

I am unable to fairly evaluate these accusations without pictures of the alleged perp as she is 22.

I am uncertain if I need pics of the alleged victim as she is, ah, 52. Uh huh, I see. Her first day on the job, too. Just what the heck happened to provove the other dancer?

[SeaHawkFan]

How come exotic dancers are never named Gertrude?

[Jack Hammer]

Guilty.