Posted on 10/13/2009 8:17:25 PM PDT by Steelfish
Wife 'lured husband to woods for drug-fuelled sex... then slit his throat so she could meet internet lover for first time'
By Luke Salkeld
13th October 2009
A poet lured her husband into woodland for a drug-fuelled sex session and then slit his throat, a court was told yesterday.
Joanne Hale, 39, left him for dead so she could see a man she had met on the internet, a jury heard.
Hale gave her 43-year-old husband Peter a dose of a natural aphrodisiac called 'horny goat weed' before she blindfolded him and led him into local woods to act out her fantasy, it was alleged.
The couple kissed and 'rolled about on the leaves' as part of a 'playful game'. Then Hale sat astride her husband as he lay face- down on the ground and slit his throat with a knife, before plunging it into his neck and chest several times, a jury was told.
It is alleged that she abandoned his bleeding body when she was disturbed by a passer-by, and drove to a nearby railway station for her first meeting with a man she had befriended on the internet. But police arrested her when she returned home.
She denies attempted murder and wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Anything with "horny goat weed" requires a ping to you know who.
Did she let the poor bloke “finish” before she offed him? Damn bad form if not.
Ping who???!?
if she was my wife, i would have slit my own throat.
the jokes basically write themselves.
Coy you are today hmmm?
Isn’t Horny Goat Weed supposed to be applied directly to the “ping”?
Horny Goat Weed, with Macaca.
I dunno. Isn’t there a Horny Goat Weed ping list? Somebody there might know.
lol...yup!
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