Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can’t get friendly with a crocodile
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his skin.
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while
Never run, walk away
Say “Good night” not “Good day”
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile.
You may very well be well-bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there’s always some special case
Time or place to forget etiquette...
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile.