Posted on 10/13/2009 10:52:10 AM PDT by BJClinton
Awesome clip. Amazing how that guy skidded across the floor on his face for so long. I guess he was OK with it. Would have been easy to roll out of it or push away from the floor.
Midget ping
Ping hussy!
I think that all midget jockeys SHOULD wear a cup in their jockeys.
In a horrific event seen only by those who were looking, the short people revolted. All across the country the shorter members of society bum-rushed those who couldn't see them.
"It was terrible, the door burst open, and no-one saw who came in! The next thing I know, about a dozen people are jumping up and down on me!" said one witness who declined to give his name, stating he didn't know 'who might be listening'. A few victims of the revolt complained about hearing "paxil" mentioned during the melee.
The makers of Paxil have declined to comment.
New recruitment add comes out after Revolt.
In an odd twist to the tale of the revolt earlier today, the military sent out a new recruitment video showing a group of tall men being taken down by seemingly crazed, short, and heavily armed people in uniform. Being heavily edited, we cannot show it at this time.
A man who viewed the video commented on it's apparently unscripted nature.
"Those guys looked like they had no idea what happened!" he said between laughs and gasps for air. He went on to describe the look on one of the men's faces in the video.
"He had this look like, 'Oh my gosh, this is awful. Where did all these AAAAAAAAaah!' Then they dropped him flat and kicked the *Expletive* out of him."
The end of the video had a line about the armed forces and "Be invisible, be feared."
The Pentagon is not commenting.
Paging Tom Dasshole
“Just me & my pygmy pony
Over by the dental floss bush?”
I thing I’m gonna toss my uh, tacos....
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