The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment!
Kentucky Police do care.
26 posted on 10/11/2009 5:42:17 PM PDT by B-Cause
(Replace the entire U.S. Congress - votes these jerks out of office in 2010!)