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To: stlnative

I guess this is why nobody except my husband noticed anything odd about me the night I went in Wal-Mart drunk and disorderly after a party.

The guys in the sheriff’s mobile command unit outside didn’t even notice.


18 posted on 10/11/2009 5:14:28 PM PDT by Califreak (If it's Astroturf, why are you trying to mow it?(sign seen at a town hall meeting))
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To: Califreak
The Lexington, Kentucky Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clays Ferry Bridge . The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive alcohol consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment!




Kentucky Police do care.

26 posted on 10/11/2009 5:42:17 PM PDT by B-Cause (Replace the entire U.S. Congress - votes these jerks out of office in 2010!)
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