To: All
2 posted on
10/11/2009 9:28:17 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: JoeProBono
That would send me into brainlock.
Do I want a heavy wife I can barely carry but could potentially bring me more beer? Or do I want a petite wife I could easily carry to victory for a lesser amount of beer?
3 posted on
10/11/2009 9:30:11 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Seniors, the new shovel ready project under socialized medicine.)
To: JoeProBono
So, did any women carry any men in this contest, just to be fair?
I know a few women up here who could carry two men ...and a couple of six-packs.

7 posted on
10/11/2009 10:06:24 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: JoeProBono
five times her weight in cash $485 So she weighs in at 97 pounds...
8 posted on
10/11/2009 10:16:27 AM PDT by
eldoradude
(Let's water the tree of liberty with THEIR blood...)
To: JoeProBono; evets

I love this one.
To: JoeProBono
They need to add a Heavyweight division to make it more interesting, any one could lug a 100 pounder around..
11 posted on
10/11/2009 10:51:59 AM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
To: JoeProBono
12 posted on
10/11/2009 10:58:18 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: JoeProBono
It would take a crane to get my wife over my shoulders.
Then I would collapse from the weight.
13 posted on
10/11/2009 12:48:19 PM PDT by
amigatec
(The only change you will see in the next four years will be what's in your pocket.)
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