And not a bad time of year to die in Majorca either.
I mean, die there in late June, July, even into September and you'll live to regret it.
Majorca...speaking of which, from No No Song written by Hoyt Axton & a hit for Ringo Starr:
A WOMAN THAT I KNOW JUST CAME FROM MAJORCA, SPAIN,
SHE SMILED BECAUSE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. (Parazzi! Parazzi!) (Olé!)
THEN SHE HELD OUT A TEN POUND BAG OF COCAINE,
SHE SAID IT WAS THE FINEST IN THE LAND.
AND I SAID,
“NO, NO, NO, NO, I DON’T [SNIFF] NO MORE,
I’M TIRED OF WAKING UP ON THE FLOOR.
NO, THANK YOU, PLEASE, IT ONLY MAKES ME SNEEZE,
AND THEN IT MAKES IT HARD TO FIND THE DOOR.”