[Mr. Jazzy]

I NEVER said that!!!

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Think you can git me Bonnie Sue’s phone number?

[Danae]

LOL

[Kenton]

Ya know, I heard Jim Thompson was Ronald Reagan and Maggie Thatcher’s love child and that he was personally inducted into the Illuminati by Karl Rove and the Ghost of Richard Nixon. He is also behind the plot to permanently discredit and destroy liberalism using his secret mole, who just got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize!