Obama is the new Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World.”
After winning the Indy 500 on foot, President Obama appeared at the Octagon dressed as the `Masked Muslim.’ Frightened by his overpowering `submission’ fighting style, Royce Gracie, Ken Shamrock, Dan Severn, Randy Couture, Mark Coleman, Chuck Liddell & Charles “Mask” Lewis, Jr. all ran away, and he was named Ultimate Fighting Champion of the Known Universe.
...spits into the wind, pulls the mask off the ol’ Lone Ranger...