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Breaking !!! Obama Wins.......(Your ideas here)
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Posted on 10/09/2009 9:30:29 AM PDT by taraytarah

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BREAKING !!! Obama Wins "Under the Bus Award" !!

81 posted on 10/09/2009 9:59:29 AM PDT by taraytarah
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Obama’s bowel movements have been awarded the Cordon Bleu by the Ecole de Haute Cuisine de Paris.


82 posted on 10/09/2009 10:00:17 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
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To: taraytarah

the Powerball jackpot, perhaps?


83 posted on 10/09/2009 10:01:30 AM PDT by kevkrom (Obama's Waterloo: a "hockey mom" with a laptop and a Facebook account)
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84 posted on 10/09/2009 10:02:15 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: freedumb2003
His word was “S O C I A L I S M”

Only he spelled it "S O S H A L L I S M", whereupon Merriam-Webster revised the dictionary and the judges awarded him the prize.

85 posted on 10/09/2009 10:03:08 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
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To: taraytarah
Queen for a Day

Kevin Jennings is so proud.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

86 posted on 10/09/2009 10:04:03 AM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: netmilsmom

Well done!!


87 posted on 10/09/2009 10:05:01 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: taraytarah

To show solidarity with the Worlds’ Females...Barack Hussein Obama just gave birth to a 7 lb.-8oz. girl. After his C-section heals he will begin nursing his daughter. Bless him...


88 posted on 10/09/2009 10:06:04 AM PDT by Motorheadlemmy ('Hey Clark, I bet you could use a cold one...')
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BREAKING: Barack Obama first to land on Moon in more than 35 years - forges peace accord with space aliens for entire universe.
89 posted on 10/09/2009 10:06:30 AM PDT by mickey finn
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Obama Wins Iron Chef!


90 posted on 10/09/2009 10:09:43 AM PDT by eXe (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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BREAKING !!! Obama wins "You Lei!" Award !!

91 posted on 10/09/2009 10:09:58 AM PDT by taraytarah
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92 posted on 10/09/2009 10:10:57 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: taraytarah

He just won the super bowl and is heading for disneyland.


93 posted on 10/09/2009 10:11:32 AM PDT by Texas resident ( It's us against them. And we're on our own.)
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BREAKING!!! Obama Wins National Let-Me-Eat-My-Waffle Eating Contest !!

94 posted on 10/09/2009 10:12:22 AM PDT by taraytarah
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95 posted on 10/09/2009 10:14:14 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS DISCONTINUED - DEEMED NO LONGER RELEVANT
96 posted on 10/09/2009 10:14:39 AM PDT by mikrofon (What's the point now?)
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Barry wins the Blue Ribbon for the Cutest Bow in Kindergarten...

Which Kindergarten ???

Sorry that’s a secret...the records are sealed...


97 posted on 10/09/2009 10:16:24 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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BREAKING !!! Obama Accepts American Dandruff Award !!

98 posted on 10/09/2009 10:16:37 AM PDT by taraytarah
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Breaking: Obama beats out Magnus Van Magnussan for World’s Strongest Man title. Pulls Tractor Trailer with ears for the win!


99 posted on 10/09/2009 10:16:55 AM PDT by The Toll
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To: dead

I almost wee weed up my pants with that cover shot. Thanks Dead!


100 posted on 10/09/2009 10:18:52 AM PDT by mickey finn
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