[Will88]

Hearing rumors that Simon Cowell will soon announce that American Idol, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent, and America's Got Talent will all be canceled for the next five years. Barck Obama will be declared the winner each year to give the world an opportunity to produce maybe one more person who might be magnificent and wonderful enough to be considered in the future for the prizes for which only The One is now worthy.

[libsrscum]

All this is such juicy grist for SNL and our so-called comedians if they have the gonads to run with it...