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To: absolootezer0

88 posted on 10/07/2009 2:21:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (Brave amateurs....they do their part.)
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To: BenLurkin

2 years ago, I took my Sons Trick-Or-Treating. I remember one lady answering the door and saying this:

“OOHHH! Look at y’all! One for the dragon. One for Scooby Doo. And you’re dressed as Johnny Depp.”
I replied in astonishment, “Ummmmm, no. I look like this all the time.”
She replied, “Oh...” and smiled as we walked to the next house.
The weird thing is that my ex-Wife just drools over Depp, but dumped me for some, “Boyish,” guy.


93 posted on 10/07/2009 2:31:35 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (30-year smoker, E-Cigs helped me quit, and O wants me back smoking again?)
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To: BenLurkin

There you go!

JD as Willy Wonka... EEEUUUWWW

They took a perfectly wonderful children’s movie and turned it into a pedophile’s wet dream. Blech!


108 posted on 10/07/2009 3:43:56 PM PDT by gardengirl
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To: BenLurkin

hrm.. bears some vague resemblance to me


125 posted on 10/07/2009 9:31:09 PM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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