the fat girl

conservativecave ^ | October 4, 2009 | franksolich

[djf]

Go for it!!
;-)

[muawiyah]

Can't top that at all. Went to my highschool class' 20th anniversary reunion and found there were maybe 75 Vietnamvets there, and most of them had seen the Nam and gotten hurt ~ some quite bad.

That part was a downer.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Damn, Meghan McCain sure has let herself go.

[Tijeras_Slim]

It would have been better if she had a birthmark that looked like Jesus on her back and even the Mexicans that flocked to see it wouldn’t date her.

[libertarian27]

[djf]

LMAO!

I’m a bit concerned that a fat girl going postal in a 7-11 is some kind of prelude to a hack writer carrying an Uzi into an Office Depot or something...

Lots of hidden frustrations here!

[giotto]

Pointless. That is the word I was going to use to describe this waste of time story. Blah.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Whatever you do, don't take this man's stapler.

[spectre]

I guess the moral of the story would be...Not all high school fat girl stories have happy endings?

sw

[HangnJudge]

[djf]

Well, we haven’t got to the part where she makes it on “The Biggest Loser”, loses half her body weight, then in the twelfth week, at night on a trail, she ambushes then deep-fries Jillian!!
With heart-healthy vegetables, of course!

[ApeStyle]

Just plain weird.

[franksolich]

I know; it appears I laid an egg here, and such a very large egg.

It happens; one turns out a lemon once in a while.

But I do take criticism seriously, so as to keep going in the right direction.

[fieldmarshaldj]

That’s your problem, you should’ve laid the fat girl and not the egg. She’d be happier and more well adjusted today. Got a membership at Jenny Craig. You know the score.

[potlatch]

This picture was in an email a long time ago talking about how to crop pictures.

Crop everything off beyond the left side of her head and you have a slender looking, big boobed woman!

-some strange threads today..

[WorkingClassFilth]

I don’t care what anybody sez - thet right there was funny.

[SaraJohnson]

I liked your story. Most have these stories like this but are not thoughtful and observant enough to put the pieces together and not many have the talent of story telling that you have. Very good. Keep up the good work.

[devolve]

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Very strange threads

[potlatch]

Strange threads can be more entertaining than politics sometimes.

[SunkenCiv]

I'm going to steal that. :')