The secret to great chili is all in the beans and the ground meat. Plus the tang. Salsa Ranchero is what I use. It’s the jar with the exploding thermometer on the side and it makes you sweat when you eat it. Chop up the tomatoes, onions, and garlic, throw in good tomato puree, along with some tomato paste, and voila!
At college we used to make a big vat of chili, get a few cases of beer, and invite everybody over, BYOB and S (bowls and spoons). Everybody loved our chili. We would sit there eating and sweating and listening to Foghat... Those were the days.
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1 or 2 pounds ground beef, the best
1 standard can tomato paste and sauce and whole peeled tomatoes
1 large green pepper
1 large white onion
2 ribs celery
2 to 10 Jalapeno peppers, the canned in oil kind
½ a raw potato
1 can Bud beer
1 shot or two of olive oil do not use cooking oil (I use Contadina brand)
1 standard envelope chili mix, such as McCormicks or whatever, but not some weird, esoteric brand
just the plain stuff and a half envelope of taco mix
Some Oregano and Thyme and crushed red pepper and black pepper and a bay leaf or two and some grated Parmesan cheese, such as in the green cardboard tube, and salt and, as to the spices, I use around a ½ a teaspoon or more its up to you as are all the quantities and its also your problem or pleasure, dont blame me.
Method of Preparation:
New simplified directions!!!
Brown the beef a little bit, not a lot
leave some pink. Dump everything into a pot and add water sufficient to keep it from burning while you simmer it for an hour or so.
Now, I must add, for the sake of decency that prior to the dumping you must have finely chopped, sliced and diced the vegetables.
Got that?
Do it.
Dump together as noted and so forth, and by now its simmering nicely and youre keeping an eye on it and adding a bit of water here and there and the lids on the pot, slightly askew, a sprinkling of Parmesan and always stirring and sampling and simmering and, three hours having passed, you let it cool and poke it into the fridge and wait until the next day and thats that.
You want beans? Fine. You also tell unfunny jokes, force your dog to wear rubber booties on rainy days, and are basically miserable. However, if you must
.please use drained and rinsed kidney beans and their name is sufficiently disgusting to me or, even better, drained and rinsed black eyed peas, though I recommend neither and how do you spell recommmmmmend anyway?
I figure it may take a lifetime for you to get this right, so forget it. You go on and read that junk in the papers on Thursdays and clip coupons and buy cookbooks.
I dont care.
You really must mess with this thing a few times to get it to your taste and if youre the type who follows recipes exactly, Im already thanking you for not inviting me to your table even though I said change nothing in this recipe. If that intimidated you, dont cook this chili that isnt chili.