[Gay State Conservative]

#6,It wasn't *harassment* harassment.

[bmwcyle]

And the number one reason — NO ONE CARES ABOUT DAVID

[Rum Tum Tugger]

Because it’s SEEBS.

[cripplecreek]

Because it doesn’t matter.

[Keli Kilohana]

Whoopi Goldberg says that this not sexual harassment-sexual harassment (only conservatives can commit sexual harassment).

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

1.) “Yes, as a matter of fact, you do have to be crazy to work here.”

[outinyellowdogcountry]

#2 “Hey, I never pretended to have morals.”
#3 My mom still comes on my show. Thanks, Mom.

He was always frisky with Martha Stewart....makes me wonder what happened in the green room or was he just hoping.

[GonzoGOP]

#10) Because when a Hollywood liberal does it it isn't a problem.

#8) Everybody is doing it.

#9) He's a liberal.

#7) He meant well.

#6 He's a rich liberal.

#5) Comcast won't buy the place if they throw 48 hours and Letterman off the air.

#4) The left wing needs a constant supply of Palin jokes and nothing can be allowed to interfere with their addiction.

#3) The Chewbacha defense.

#2) He didn't pay for it so it is OK.

#1) Did I mention he is a Rich Hollywood Liberal?

[Safrguns]

This thread was a great idea...

I think CBS should give Dave an ultimatum...

Do a “Top Ten” using the best of this thread or pack the bags.

[Kirkwood]

I heard he’s changing the name of his company to Worldwide No Pants.

[autumnraine]

Funny quote from a celebrity gossip blogger:

“The bleep I’m really mad at is the extortionist. Dude owes all of us $2 million for forcing us to think about Dave’s sweaty prune nalgas bouncing up and down on some lady.”

[G Larry]

Liberals have no values and are proud to live up to the lack of standards and expectations.
That is why they shout with glee when conservatives fail to live up to their standards. To liberals it proves there shouldn’t be any.

[Joiseydude]

Because it’s Bush’s fault.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Bid Dave in Big trouble.....I hope your wifey takes everthing Davy boy!....

[Migraine]

5. It was just about sex.
4. It was only about his private life.
3. He will do a penitent, godly, allegedly-celibate, 3-week all-expenses-paid vacation like Jesse Jackson and all will be well forgiven and forgotten. See how it works?
2. He will have Jesse Jackson come and counsel with him and his reform will be attested to at a press conference.
1. He will have Bilk Linton take him golfing, smoke some cigars, hold a press conference, and the reform will be complete.

[Safrguns]

#5. It wasn’t on Company Time... just on their sofa.

[italianquaker]

They still might get him because it was not an underaged boy

[GOPJ]

Letterman's a liberal so he'll get a pass from the MSM. The liberals who have always liked him will continue to like him. The slezier ones don't even care if a 13 year old child was raped years ago by Polanski - that type won't care what kind of sex he has with what...

So the liberals that were with him are still with him.

Conservatives didn't like him before this "admission" because of how he treated Sarah Palin - and his overall contempt for conservatives. After this, we still won't like him. No change.

Looks to me like nothing is different - except he's saved himself 2 million dollars and "bought" insurance against anyone else trying to shake him down.

For me the only difference is a new mild respect for a man who will stand up to a blackmailer... still don't like him...

[hosepipe]

Jay Lenos new show gets a boost..
Lettermans Show gets PeeWee Hermanized...
Even Conan O'Briens Show gets goosed..
Whats not to like?..

[Non-Sequitur]

Only one reason matters. Letterman’s show pulls in tens of millions in profits for CBS each year.