If you had these 3 superpowers, what would you do

Vanity | 9/30/2009 | socialismislost

[socialismislost]

I was sitting thinking about superpowers and what I would do with them. I was recently asked if I could have any three superpowers, which ones would I choose and what would I do with them. I was interested if anybody else ever was asked this type of question and how they would respond.

For the record, I would choose the ability to fly, unlimited strenght, and invincibility.

There are lots of different superpowers, but if you had to choose 3, which ones would you choose and why?

[B-Chan]

[dr_lew]

“Socialismislost” eh? Boy, this sure, sure, sure reminds of the old Usenet days and a certain avatar of pestilence who adopted just this kind of name and made just this kind of post. If this is the guy, I think he’s already been here a while, but you know, it just hit me.

[hole_n_one]

I never thought my dumb first post would get many hits

Just think of all the pressure you'll be under when you post your dumb 2nd post.

[taxcontrol]

Wolverine’s regeneration
Professor X’s psychic abilities
Dark Pheonix’s ability with telekinesis

[Cringing Negativism Network]

So you signed up one month ago to post dumb vanities and to bash Sarah Palin???

Series.

Is that it?

[rbbeachkid]

I was surprised when I clicked and saw they were talking about Superman stuff. I was thinking Australia, Great Britain and Germany.

[The Cajun]

You forgot the spork weasel — very important.

This is the portable unit, the "spork weasel" is replaced by the virtual "floom unit" due to weight considerations. Since the "floom unit" is virtual, it is non-reality based and can be ignored.

[Junior_G]

I would play video games, eat Pringles and masturbate.

[socialismislost]

All your Usenet are belong to us ;)

[Jack Hammer]

Anyone seriously interested in pondering this sort of thing should have a look at chapter three of India’s Patanjali Yogadarshanam - there are many translations into English.

[Manic_Episode]

1) I want to be able to fart so hard I could fly thru the air.

2) I want to be able to light my farts and turn them into a devastating wall of flame.

3) I want to be able to gas evil doers and knock them unconscious

I'd be a great super hero if I did all these things, but I wouldn't.

I'd work in an office and not tell anyone about my fart powers cuz it would be the most embarrassing thing in the world.

Sorry, that was a 2nd City Television skit from an album they did back in 81 or 82.

I believe it also had the original release of The 12 Days Of Christmas by Bob and Doug McKenzie which lead to The Great White North Album, which lead to Strange Brew.

[hole_n_one]

Anyone seriously interested in pondering this sort of thing should have a look at chapter three of India’s Patanjali Yogadarshanam - there are many translations into English. their head examined.

[socialismislost]

I posted my first vanity so far and I have not bashed Sarah. In fact, I have said she is the front runner and enthusiastic and likeable. As a noob, Im sure people would look into my postings and I encourage it. You want to turn it into politics again? I was trying to make a fun vanity, which I should have saved for the weekend.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Quoting:

“I however held my nose and voted for Palin, who lost, “

Faint praise. Why are you here?

[socialismislost]

Uh, I held my nose because McCain was the on the ticket. I voted ONLY for Palin. Nice way and try and twist my words. Ain’t gonna work.

[hole_n_one]

[Cringing Negativism Network]

So you had an epiphany last month and decided you needed to share your thoughts about Sarah Palin with us.

That’s thoughtful. Gosh.

[eyedigress]

You want to turn it into politics again?

This isn't facebook.

[socialismislost]

Yea, thats all I ever post on is Sarah Palin. Im singurlarly focused on Sarah Palin topics. You are correct. I signed up 2 months ago with the sole purpose of posting on nothing other than Sarah Palin.