[rabscuttle385]

Plus, she drinks like a fish, she's slept with every guy under 45 in town (except me, yikes!!!), she literally exudes unhappiness, and ironically, she complains that she can't find a "nice guy" anywhere.

Well, duh.

Any "nice guy" with an IQ above twelve and the ability to exercise self-control won't touch her.

[conservativeharleyguy]

Hmmm...... what is this mysterious “ability to exercise self control” of which you speak????

Is it a quality the men of Earth possess in abundance?

Hence her 3 bastard kids.... (Oooops - that was very judgmental of me. I'm so sorry. I meant to say "Her 3 poor, precious, disadvantaged single-parent babies, thrice abandoned and victimized by paternal neglect, but fortuitously provided for by the loving embrace of 'the village").