Now you’ve REALLY insulted me!
You have suggested that I am such a pantywaist that my feelings might be hurt by what some twit I’ve never met says to me here.
How dare you! Insolent whelp! I demand an apology.
Heh .. I'm not sorry one bit for hurting, offending, slandering, maligning, malfeasiating, discombobulating, overturning, smiting, pissing off, pissing on, shitting on, attacking, humiliating, foreshadowing, divulging, divesting, disrobing, appeasing and otherwize making a general ass of myself to anyone here, there and everywhere.
I think