Definitely a nanny stater. What’s next? The homeless pet fairy? I can see him now, going around and leaving strays on everyone’s door step so no pets are homeless.
Maybe that explains who dumped a flock of domestic ducks, a rooster and a pregnant cat in my citrus orchard.
They were delicious... duck a'la orange, rooster gumbo and Kentucky fried kitten.
:-)
I wouldn't care if Johnny Appleseed shows up, but if a fairy does I'm going to let the dog out.