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Judge dismisses animal cruelty charges against police officer Robert Melia for sex with cows
NY Daily News ^ | Friday, September 25th 2009, 8:24 AM | Neil Nagraj

Posted on 09/25/2009 9:57:52 AM PDT by dead

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To: dead

Cows have no upper teeth....


61 posted on 09/25/2009 2:49:55 PM PDT by Sybeck1 (No teleprompters were harmed in the creation of this post.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
>>> "Sorry, city boy here. What does the calf do?" Bangs its head into the udder to kick-start the flow again. Hard.

That's why I'm surprised at this nasty dude. I wasn't even thinking about the teeth. How's he blocking the shots?

Must be quite a man, LOL. If he's a quantity over quality guy, no wonder his girlfriend is putting him out to pasture!
62 posted on 09/25/2009 3:00:46 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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"... well... just make sure it's a FEMALE goat... I don't want to do anything immoral."

What happens in Lubbock stays in Lubbock ...

63 posted on 09/25/2009 3:05:28 PM PDT by tx_eggman (Obama has "Czars" because men with more integrity than he has still use the titles "Don" and "Capo")
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To: dead

“Your honor, Bessie was askin’ fer it.. lettin them udders hang all out for er’body tuh see.”


64 posted on 09/25/2009 3:07:38 PM PDT by ivyleaguebrat
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I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to milk a bull.


65 posted on 09/25/2009 3:23:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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Guaranteed an enlightening exoerience. Provided he survived it.


66 posted on 09/25/2009 6:17:40 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Freedom is taken, not given.)
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To: dead

Is the cow he assaulted the one on the right?


67 posted on 09/27/2009 3:27:10 PM PDT by Chet 99
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