[ShadowAce]

As 007 walked by
He heard a wee spider say, “Hi.”
But shaken, he shot
It right there on the spot
As it tried to explain, “I’m a spi ...”

[ShadowAce]

I like puns, too—

One Saturday morning at three
A cheesemonger’s shop in Paree
Collapsed to the ground
With a thunderous sound
Leaving only a pile of de brie.

[a fool in paradise]

There once were some united nations,
Lousy tyrants they cheered with ovations.
Our President spoke.
“Our nation is broke...”
They erupted in jubilations.