We got us a shiny new leader
who promised to open some doors.
He taxed all our jobs and spit on our friends
and now he has stolen our drawers.
Barry was spooning with Hugo
and kissing the Saudi king’s ring.
He groped with Qaddafi and snuggled with Kim
and then covered Isael with pee.
I’m now going to go get more coffee and try to remember how to spell the name of the only sane country in the middle east.