[Ann Archy]

That guy will be in PRISON longer than any murderer! Unless he’s a PROTECTED MINORITY.

[Bubba Ho-Tep]

That guy will be in PRISON longer than any murderer!

Or, if you read the article, they'll get a warning not to do it again and a lecture from "furious turtle volunteers."

[REDWOOD99]

Romantic Male? We should be a protected minority! :)