| Doctor #1: | Who are you? Why aren't you masked? Who are these people? |
|---|---|
| Doctor #2: | I don't know. |
| Doctor #1: | What the hell is that? What are you doing? |
| McCoy: | Tearing of the middle meningeal artery. |
| Doctor #1: | What's your degree in, dentistry? |
| McCoy: | How do you explain slowing pulse, low respiratory rate and coma? |
| Doctor: | Fundoscopic examination... |
| McCoy: | Fundoscopic examination is unrevealing in these cases! |
| Doctor #1: | A simple evacuation of the expanding epidural hematoma will relieve the pressure. |
| McCoy: | My God, man, drilling holes in his head's not the answer. The artery must be repaired. Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient before it's too late! |
| Doctor #1: | I'm going to have you removed. |
| Kirk: | Doctors! Such unprofessional behaviour. ...Into that little room please. |
| Doctor #1: | What is that? A gun? |
| Medical Staff: | What is this? ...I have no idea! |
| Doctor #1: | He melted the lock! |
| McCoy: | We're dealing with medievalism here! ...Chemotherapy! ...Fundoscopic examinations! |
| McCoy: | Come on, Chekov. Wake up! |
| Kirk: | Pavel, can you hear me? |
| McCoy: | He's coming round, Jim. |
| Kirk: | Pavel, talk to me. ...Name! Rank! |
| Chekov: | ...Chekov, ...Pavel, ...Rank, ...Admiral! |
| Policeman #1: | How's the patient, Doctor? |
| Kirk: | He's gonna make it! |
| Policeman #2: | He? He went in with a she. |
| Kirk: | One little mistake. |
Who was it that said, “Carl Rove gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!”?