Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: NowApproachingMidnight

“Anyone that walks by you here, its second nature for them to smile, say salams and shake your hand.”

*******************************************

A lady was sitting in her small corner church, when she looked up and saw the devil hanging on the ceiling.

She said, “Hey! You! Get out of this my little church! Go bother that Mega-Church down the street!”

What was the devil’s response?

“They already belong to me.”


2 posted on 09/15/2009 12:32:50 PM PDT by ROTB (Love your enemies, in the name and faith of Christ.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: ROTB

Huh? Big churches belong to the devil?


5 posted on 09/15/2009 1:39:04 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson