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Wrote a letter to ABC.

Dear Editor,

I was recently embarrassed that all my coworkers were talking about the Acorn tapes. They were saying that Acorn was caught on tape explaining to a pimp and his whore how to trick the government into funding them for a place to house underaged illegal immigrant prostitutes. I only watch ABC so I knew nothing about it. I guess this has been news for over a week now. I turned on Fox last night and figured it all out.

I do feel better about your prime time anchor not knowing about it either. For a day there, I thought I was the only uninformed and ignorant nitwit in the nation.

Please give me a call and invite me back when your anchor man is more up to speed about news in this nation than I am. Until then, I'll report, you decide.

Yours truly,

Hellen Keller