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Jessica Simpson's Dog Snatched by Coyote
people. ^ | September 15, 2009

Posted on 09/15/2009 7:55:23 AM PDT by JoeProBono

Jessica Simpson's beloved maltipoo Daisy was grabbed by a wild coyote that then vanished with the small dog, the singer wrote via Twitter Monday night.

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR!" she Tweeted.

Simpson, 29, has offered a reward to anyone who can reunite her with her 5-year-old, caramel-colored dog.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: coyote; dog; jerks
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To: JoeProBono

Jessica needs a real dog like mine that chases coyotes out of the yard when she sees them (malamute/blue heeler mix).


21 posted on 09/15/2009 8:03:21 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: JoeProBono
Sorry Jessica but your spoiled dog was that coyotes latest meal.....might have even shared it with it's puppies if it had any.

Maybe Jessica should call PETA and complain about the animal on animal cruelty......maybe they could spray paint the coyote for wearing fur too...sarcasm.

22 posted on 09/15/2009 8:03:33 AM PDT by thingumbob (Get to work and lets clean up this mess! and (Remember, dead terrorists don't make more terrorists!))
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To: BigSkyFreeper

They’re all over the place, too.


23 posted on 09/15/2009 8:03:33 AM PDT by ebshumidors
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To: JoeProBono

Wile E’s probably thinking, “I’ve been going about this all wrong, why do I keep chasing that scrawny little Roadrunner, when I could have a poodle?”


24 posted on 09/15/2009 8:04:13 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: ejonesie22
I wonder if PETA will come out with a statement and whose side they will be one...

Hard to guess which side they'd come down on, but this incident is a result of the animal rights movement.

25 posted on 09/15/2009 8:04:21 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper ("The Community Organizer better stop bitching that the community is organizing." - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: JoeProBono
Time to go buy a coyote fur coat.....
26 posted on 09/15/2009 8:04:23 AM PDT by rightwingextremist1776
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To: Dallas59
Jessica Simpson's Dog Snatched by Coyote

I am REALLY trying NOT to switch a few words around on the title.......

27 posted on 09/15/2009 8:04:50 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: JoeProBono
Tony Romo was snatched by a cougar...


28 posted on 09/15/2009 8:05:55 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Puppage

"Uhh huh eheh huh, you said "snatched."

29 posted on 09/15/2009 8:06:16 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: JoeProBono

30 posted on 09/15/2009 8:07:37 AM PDT by red-dawg (If you don't like the constitution, move to a country with one you like. LEAVE OURS ALONE.)
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To: Dallas59

Purse dog snatched by coyote. Oh my goodness....There is a God after all.


31 posted on 09/15/2009 8:07:40 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: silverleaf

From Malti-Poo to Coyote-Poo in 20 minutes, and I can add to my list of good coyote bait /S.


32 posted on 09/15/2009 8:08:35 AM PDT by orlop9
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To: Dallas59

Coyotes are a disease. The treatment is .22 cal. If the “pill” is on target it’s 100% effective. I know.


33 posted on 09/15/2009 8:10:43 AM PDT by beelzepug (What we need is more people like me.)
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To: JoeProBono

I don’t think I would want it back after a coyote got done with it. And a malitpoo? I’m tired of people mixing two breeds and calling it some cutsie combo of the 2 breeds and thinking that makes a new breed.


34 posted on 09/15/2009 8:10:44 AM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: JoeProBono

Poor Jessica.

Apparently she thought the Roadrunner cartoons were a documentary.

I hope she isn’t staying up late waiting for the ransom call from Wile E. on his Acme cell phone.


35 posted on 09/15/2009 8:11:57 AM PDT by chrisser (Tweet not, lest ye a twit be.)
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To: AppyPappy

The comments here are beyond outrageous. Yours just happens to win the prize as MOST disgusting. Congratulations.


36 posted on 09/15/2009 8:11:57 AM PDT by battletank
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To: battletank

Why do you hate coyotes? Why are they worth less than a multipoo?


37 posted on 09/15/2009 8:13:36 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: NavVet

reunite her with her dogs DNA from the coyotes droppings....


38 posted on 09/15/2009 8:13:53 AM PDT by wiggen (Never in the history of our great country have the people had less representation than they do today)
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To: JoeProBono

Poor little dog. I do feel very sorry for it.


39 posted on 09/15/2009 8:14:49 AM PDT by bgill (The framers of the US Constitution established an entire federal government in 18 pages.)
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To: JoeProBono

I wonder how close the dog was to Simpson when the coyote snatched it. Many wild animals have an innate fear/wariness of human beings. It would be rather bold (I would think - not a coyote expert) for the coyote to attack if the owner was nearby.

Not that it really matters all that much, though. Poor little guy has almost surely been eaten at this point.


40 posted on 09/15/2009 8:14:58 AM PDT by DemforBush (Somebody wake me when sanity has returned to the nation.)
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