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DTG 102356Z SEP 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: ZOT IN PROGRESS
RE: POST 1
1. FR MOD COMMAND HAS EXECUTED COMMAND-DIRECTED ZORCH-ON-TARGET (Z.O.T.). THIS IS A ZOT IN PROGRESS REPEAT THIS IS A ZOT IN PROGRESS.
2. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS-FREE, ENGAGE ON CONTACT. LOCATION REF. 1 IS NOW DESIGNATED A FREE-FIRE ZONE.
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO RALLY POINT “URSULA” FOR AUTHORIZED LINE DANCE UPON TROLL REMAINS. CONSUMPTION OF ADULT BEVERAGES IS FURTHER ENCOURAGED.
4. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: CRISPY-CRUNCHY.
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