[Doogle]

roses are red, violets are blue
I’m schizophrenic and so am I

[Vanders9]

One of the classic Schizophrenic jokes, on the lines of “I used to be schizophrenic but now we’re both ok”.

Unfortunately, what you are parodying is “multiple personality disorder”, which has absolutely nothing to do with schizophrenia at all.

[dfwgator]

“I’m schizophrenic.....No you’re not....oh, shut up!”

[goat granny]

LOL me too and so am I