[tricky_k_1972]

I know this is in poor taste, but do you think the gas station attendant had a rough time convincing the officer:

Attendant: Officer there is a flaming man over there.

Officer: Look buddy, I don't know how long you've been in the Bay area, but....

[nickcarraway]

...if it had been anywhere else in the country, he would have gotten to the hospital in time...