[Daffynition]

Simon Impey's father says the 5-year-old didn't cry once while en route for help after the attack in Washington state.

[Vigilantcitizen]

Simon Impey's father says the 5-year-old didn't cry once while en route for help after the attack in Washington state.

Wow, brave boy.

And here I was expecting this thread to have a much different plot. I need a spankin.

[mkjessup]

That whole family has guts in abundance. And thank God there was no border SNAFU on this occasion.

Thank you Lord.

[GladesGuru]

Here’s the faulty premise of Canadians, and a warning to all Americans:
“We were quite frightened,” he said. “We picked up sticks, ...”

Guns are better than sticks.

Fight cultural devolution - get rid of YOUR Canadian socialism, make CCW permits a matter of right, and carry, always.

Jefferson was correct - “it is their right and duty to be at all times armed”.

[fullchroma]

Ashton Kutcher’s mom?

[kabumpo]

Hiking is just one of the most pointless and stupid activies I can think of. Now we see that it’s also dangerous.

[BenLurkin]

Dawn's repeated blows with the water bottle finally forced the cougar to retreat into the bush.

A pistol would have worked much more quickly.

[Popman]

"I really think it was a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time," Impey said in an interview.

I didn't think there was a right time to meet up with a wild cougar in the bush.

But what do I know, I'm just a Bible thumping clinger, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once !!!