He should have tried to STIMULATE the economy and taken it to Quick Lube! They probably would have made him a special deal if they knew he was this desperate. These kind of people generally toss out the used oil in the gutters. Proably a friend of Van Jones.
Yep, Quick Lube has a security policy in place that prevents EVIIIIL SUV's from climbing onto jacks with a directive to kill.
Whenever I crawl under to change the oil in my Demon SUV, I make sure my son keeps it covered with a loaded shotgun.
Never know when it is going to attack.
Now it I had a Pious, I’m sure it would go to Mass daily and be working on its Eagle Scout merit badges.