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How to Unclog a Toilet Like a Plumber
Posted By Brett & Kate McKay On September 3, 2009 @ 9:49 pm In Manly Skills | 23 Comments
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Its every mans worst fear. You’re at someone’s house, you finish doing your business and flush the toilet, but instead of going down, the water comes up along with whatever you just deposited in the bowl. Would you be paralyzed with panic in that moment? Or do you know what to do?
For some reason, the lot has fallen to men to deal with clogged toilets. I guess in a time when we’re no longer needed to ride out in defense of the tribe, our toughness is marshaled to do battle in the bathroom. But many men charge in brandishing their plunger but lacking a game plan on how to attack the clog. To help us learn how to effectively unclog a toilet, I called up Rod from Roto-Rooter and got the scoop. Heres his advice.
Stop the toilet bowl from filling up. If it looks like the water might overflow out of the toilet, Rod suggests taking the lid off the tank as quickly as possible and closing the toilet flapper. The flapper releases water from the tank and into the bowl. It looks like, well, a flapper. If you’re worried that your flush has a good chance of turning into a flood, take off the top before you pull the trigger. Then you can keep one hand close to the flapper while the other hands pushes the flusher. The minute it appears the water is rising, you’re ready to stop the deluge.
Toilet flapper (Image source: The Jay [4])
Get the right plunger. Once disaster has been averted, it’s time to unsheathe your plunger. To effectively use a plunger, you need a good seal between it and the toilet bowl. Funnel-cup plungers are the best plungers for this. Theyre the plungers with a flange, or added piece, extending off the bottom of the rubber cup.
Funnel-cup plunger
Warm up your plunger. Stiff, hard plungers dont work as well as soft and pliant ones. Run your plunger under some hot water before you use it. This will soften up the rubber, which will help you get a better seal on the toilet bowl.
Plunge correctly. Stick the plunger in the bowl and use it to form a solid seal over the exit hole. Rod said that most people only focus on the downward push when plunging. But the pullback is just as important. Give a few good up and down strokes with the plunger and flush the toilet. If the water clears from the toilet, then youve successfully unclogged it. If the toilet starts overflowing again, just close the flapper to stop water from entering the bowl. Repeat the plunge and flush sequence until your clog is gone.
Secret Plumber Trick: Add Hot Water. Add a few cups of hot water to the toilet bowl before you start plunging. After you pour the hot water in, let it sit for a few minutes. To put it mildly, the heat helps break the, um, stuff up. This will make unclogging the toilet with the plunger much, much easier. (Hat tip Ryan and Jim in the comments).
For harder clogs, use an auger. If the plunger doesnt work, Rod says its time to bust out the auger [6]. An auger is a cable like device that you snake through the toilet hole to help loosen up a clog. You can find augers at most hardware stores.
To use an auger, you simply snake the cable down the hole. Start turning the crank on the end youre holding until it stops. This means youve reached your clog. The auger will either break up the clog or hook on to it. If it feels like youve hooked the clog, pull it out. Discard any waste on the end of the auger. Give the toilet a few good plunges to clear up any left over blockage. Flush. Shazam! Cleared toilet.
When to call the plumber. There are times when your own efforts just arent enough. How do you know when its time to call in the professionals to battle your clog? Rod says that if you see water backing up in the sinks or showers whenever you flush, its time to bring in a plumber. Water backing up in odd locations when you flush means you have a clogged main line. A plunger and auger wont get the job done.
Avoiding clogged toilets. Rods parting advice was to avoid clogs in the first place. First, teach children that the toilet is not a Jacuzzi or water ride for their GI Joes. Rod says that the majority of his work with clogged toilets involves toys and other items that kids have flushed down the toilet.
Rod also says its important to ensure the jets around the toilet bowls edge are nice and clean. Stopped up jets will prevent the toilet from flushing at full power which in turn prevents you from clearing out the toilet and its contents. Weekly toilet cleaning with a brush will prevent build-up. If you havent cleaned the toilet in a while, youll probably have mega buildup. Rod suggests using an Allen wrench or screwdriver to clear out the junk.
Finally, take it easy on the paper. You dont need an entire roll to wipe your bum.
Any more tips on how to unclog a toilet? Share them with us in the comments!
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Good grief. Man up... pick up the phone and hire a plumber.
Sometimes a courtesy flush is a good idea.
Real men use explosives.
Before or after making a deposit?
Flush before the wipe.
Good Grief, do not get me started.
Here in the Philippines, plumbing is...well, nobody knows.
I moved into a nice little beach cottage that had a somewhat American bathroom. Anyway, it had a real flush toilet.
The problem after a month or so was that the toilet would not flush.
It would fill with water, but not go down. When it did, it was gasping for air.
There is no public sewer system...only makeshift septic tanks.
The first thing I found was that there was NO vent stack.
I had my landlady call a plumber who came and installed a vent stack.
All was fine until this past week. Again, no flush without pouring an extra bucket of water.
Could the tank now be full? Who knows? We can still get it to flush, but takes a lot of water, as before the venting. Just a small problem of living in the third world, but I love it :))
>> Real men use explosives. <<
Taco Bell?
Wow. THAT'S what's wrong with my toilet? It's demonically possessed?

That doesn't augur well...
Try the spear.
No, probably wont work, but you'll know you are a Real Man if you can actually go through with it..
Lucky for me, all my friends have plungers and augers, and cups for transferring hot water, in their powder rooms. How about your friends?
And here I have been using a Cherry Bomb all of these years!
In Cuba their plumbing is so bad that they don’t flush toilet paper. Instead they throw it away. This according to a Cuban guy I used to work with.
“drop some RidX down the pot... if that’s not available
use some bakers/brewers yeast... it will help dissolve the TP & other in the pit.”
Thanks..I will see what I can find tomorrow.
I had a slow sink drain and bought liquid plumber for that,
but I could not imagine it working on the toilet.
Same thing in Guatemala. The pipes are small in diameter so as to avert clogs the TP goes into a waste basket rather than down the toilet.
Leave it to a mom, ahem, to make the most obvious of all suggestions. (A mom of four boys, one girl).
If cloggages are an on going problem, there are new toidies out there. I have replaced one of ours with an American Standard model that has a 10 flush rating...and it can flush away like two dozens balls (AS advertising...honest...not my kids doing) at once!!!
You know your life is depressing when you start planning on saving for additional replacement toilets.
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