Posted on 09/02/2009 8:25:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono
NAPLES, Fla. — So, a man and a woman walk into a strip-mall restaurant packed full of retirees, and start mouthing off about sagging breasts, lost dentures and how everyone there is standing at death's door.
What's the punchline? Rick Compton and Betsy Bennett implore you to find out with "Assisted Living: The Musical." The singer-songwriter duo dares to poke fun at the aged in ways often off-limits on stage and screen — and audiences are laughing so hard they cry...
...the topics include elderly romance, senior driving and Viagra. Among the song titles: "Help! I've Fallen for You and I Can't Get Up," ''Nobody Loves You When You Suffer Gout," ''I Got The Lost-My-Dentures-On-Steak-Night Blues" and "Goin' to the Chapel and I'm Gonna Get Buried."
In a song chronicling a love of walkers, they croon: "These halls are made for walkers.
(Excerpt) Read more at gainesville.com ...
They ought to do one on “Life with Government Health Care” ..
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