[2harddrive]

Are those the breed of fighting monkey, popular in France as pets for a while, that prefers to attact male humans, and tear or bite off their....you know....because they see the men as some sort of rival? Why not just kill them off?

[Drew68]

In a scene that could have come from the comedy films . . . this monkey suddenly leapt on Jason from a tree and tried to bite his face off.

Oh yeah, that's pretty hilarious! Was Jason rolling on the ground from laughter or was he trying to keep his fingers and nose from being eaten and eyes from being gouged out?

Monkey attacks = comedy gold!

[TigersEye]

American Pie Actor Jason Biggs Attacked by Gibraltar ape

Everybody's a critic.

[Covenantor]

Barbary Macaque (Macaca sylvanus)

The Macaca apologized, saying it was a case of mistaken identity.

"I really thought it was that racist George Allen. Americans, they all look alike to us."

[Krankor]

I was flipping thru the channels tonight and spotted Alyson Hannigan - she looks terrible.

[Future Snake Eater]

This time the monkey spanked him!

[festusbanjo]

Terrorist guerillas?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

...when this monkey suddenly...tried to bite his face off

All out of pie?

[dfwgator]

“Get Your Hands Off Me You Filthy Ape!”