Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Real Movie News ^ | August 30, 2009 | jamiekelwick

[parsifal]

Oh no. They were serious. The screen writer must have been a 5 year kid. “Then the shark jumps way up in the sky and he eats this airplane all up, and then he goes and eats a battleship, and then the shark hop on land and eats all the people in the city and then Frankenstein and him get in a fight. . .

parsy, who seriously wonders who could have written this POS with a straight face

[parsifal]

Oh, I never thought of that. Of course, any megaladon worth his salt could jump two miles up. And, OUCH!, on the “turbot charged.” Only a very sick individual could have thought of that one.

parsy, who wishes it had been him

[null and void]

parsy, who seriously wonders who could have written this POS with a straight face

That's not nearly as frightening as the thought that a whole bunch of people had to think investing money in this flick was a good idea!

I mean a lone nutter is one thing, but a big bunch with money????

[parsifal]

Yeah. Imagine reviewing the screen play.

Shot: Jumbo Jet in clouds, fade to closeup of cabin area. John Doe passenger looks out window and sees giant shark coming thru clouds.

Exterior View. Megalodon grabs jumbo jet in his jaws.

Now does anybody in the room like choke on this?

parsy, who would have done a double take

[razorback-bert]

I didn't get to see the end, did Tokyo get destroyed?

[dangus]

Anyone who has ever watched SciFi (now Syfy???) knows B movies are alive and well. They have the dumbest, worst made-for-TV movies you can ever imagine.

[parsifal]

Nissei Index is still up, so Toyko survived. All is well in Asia.

parsy, who checked.

[PzLdr]

What the hey. We just had a shark jumping the shark.

[Redcitizen]

oohhh!!! That was so bad it was good. I’m a fan of outrageous puns. Wonder where you fished out that one? =)

[null and void]

Sadly, that’s one of mine.

Sometimes it isn’t easy being in trapped in my mind...