Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Real Movie News ^ | August 30, 2009 | jamiekelwick

[parsifal]

Once against, your friendly neighborhood freeper has survived the "Most Dangerous Night on Television." But this one was close. There I was, on FR, minding my own business and not stirring up any trouble with the Libertarians, or the pro-tort reform people, with NCIS on TV in the background.

Agent Tony and Agent Ziva had just gotten locked in a cargo container down at the docks, and I must have accidentally hit the "channel switch" button on the remote.

When I looked up, lo and behold, there was this navy destroyer, and this big shark came up and bit the whole dang destroyer in half. Half dazed (so what's new) I watched as the giant shark took a bite our of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Like, where was Agent Gibbs, and the black-haired Goth chick from the lab? Meanwhile, across the ocean, the Japanese were having fits with this Giant Octopus that weapons could not touch.

So it took me a few minutes to make the adjustment and figure out I was on the wrong channel. But this was such dreck I could not stop watching. I figure Tony and Ziva made it out of the cargo container.

Here's a trailer. Watch it. Pray that Nancy Pelosi was on the bridge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

parsy, who figures the Mega Shark would spit her out

[parsifal]

Well, lets try the link again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

parsy, who must have messed up

[OneWingedShark]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
Linking this will cause the entire internet to explode when too many computer nerds go and see it at the same time... YOU’VE DOOMED THE INTERNET! (Like entering Google into Google...)

[seton89]

Thou hast seen the white shark!!!!

[aegiscg47]

Possibly the worst movie of all time! It was like the train wrecks of train wrecks and it just got worse with each passing minute. When the radar technician said, "Shark closing at 500 knots an hour!" I knew it was going to be along night and I was not to be disappointed. How do things like this get made?

[randomhero97]

Lorenzo Lamas is one of the greatest actors ever. (yes serious) If you don't believe me check this film out:

Snake Eater

[skinkinthegrass]

....and don't forget the (dreadful) Frankenfish(s) sagas.
*repitle this / that*
*fish this / that*
*mollusk this / that*
*mammal this / that*
_____vs_____

[theFIRMbss]

This film was awful.
Debbie Gibson looked so bad
I won't post a pic.

A bad-but-fun film
with Simmone Mackinnon and
lots of killer sharks:

[OneWingedShark]

>”Shark closing at 500 knots an hour!”

LOL - That’s funny.

[null and void]

KEWL!

It starts here in a bit over half an hour!

[skinkinthegrass]

sci-fi ping....sorta.

[Patrick1]

This turkey was on Sci-Fi Channel tonight. LOL...didn’t watch it but did see the bitter end before flipping back to see the Falcons beat the Chargers.

[LiberConservative]

Looks like just another stupid Sunday afternoon movie on the Sci Fi channel. 99% of everything Sci Fi channel does SUCKS.

[Talisker]

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Hillary vs. the Political Machine What Dumped Her Butt

[null and void]

[Enter RIMMER, WARDEN KNOT]
[Leading the Warden, RIMMER now wears KNOT’s grey jacket over his Canary bib and a hopeful, nervous smile on his face]

CASSANDRA Hello Arnold, bang on time.
RIMMER I’ve brought you a visitor, Cassandra. Do you know his name?
CASSANDRA Yes, I do. Not –
[Shock registers on RIMMER’s face]
RIMMER What?
CASSANDRA Not –
RIMMER ‘Knot’??
CASSANDRA Let me finish! Not that it matters what his name is, I mean, our relationship doesn’t last very long.
[RIMMER calms himself, visibly trying to relax]
KNOT I understand you have the ability to predict –
CASSANDRA - the future, yes, I do.
KNOT A hundred percent reli –
CASSANDRA - able, yes.
KNOT What happens to me; do I get back to Earth?
CASSANDRA No, you die in about four seconds’ time of a heart attack after hearing the news that you’re going to die of a heart attack.
KNOT You filthy ly — Ack!

[KNOT clutches a hand to his chest and stares at RIMMER and shock. RIMMER watches nonchalantly as KNOT sinks to the floor and sprawls on his back. CASSANDRA peers down at him sympathetically]

CASSANDRA Poor Rimmer.
RIMMER Yes, poor old ‘Rimmer’.

[KNOT raises a hand weakly]

KNOT My name is not –

[Quick to obfuscate the man’s inconvenient last words, RIMMER leans down as if to listen intently]

RIMMER Your name is not *what*?
KNOT Knot! Not... Knot..!

[The man’s lead lolls back slackly. RIMMER looks to CASSANDRA impatiently]

RIMMER Is he dead now?
CASSANDRA I’m afraid so.
RIMMER Yes!

[Enormously pleased, RIMMER holds up both fists triumphantly]

CASSANDRA He died of a massive coronary, just as I prophesied. RIMMER Yes!

[RIMMER punches the air again]

CASSANDRA You seem inordinately happy, Arnold, but why? You’re going to die too.

[Once again RIMMER’s smile is mercilessly killed]

[parsifal]

OMG! I’m sorry. The trailer is so good, I bet people watch it more than once.

parsy, the droll

[parsifal]

Kinda like the guys said in Jaws, I think we’re gonna need a bigger bridge.

parsy, who hopes Tony and Ziva got out.

[BerniesFriend]

Did Fonzie jump this mega-shark??

[parsifal]

LOL! I think I saw that but its been a while.

parsy, who remembers Falcon Crest

[Eaker]

Looks like a great flick!