[Wardenclyffe]

From "Language Log"

Spectre-7 said:

Adding onto the above bizarreness, a significant number of women claim an aversion to moist, yet moisture and moisturize remain perfectly acceptable judging by the advertising for beauty products. I remain perplexed.

[Old Professer]

It’s kind of a bicycle-seat thing, moist is sticky and stinky and attracts flies and stuff and if you park it in the sun it burns your buns.