I am told that when one of my uncles was a toddler, he would dump his cereal on his head so ‘Duke’ the family dog would lick it off. The first tiem he did it, my grandmother shooed the dog away and cleaned him up. That prompted him to keep doing it until grandmother just let it go and let Duke clean up the little stinker. My uncle remained that way the rest of his life, a pushing stinker ...
Don’t hire that rootbeer, the dog is only going to rent it.