A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little
girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the
wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured
her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
“Daddy, what are those two spider things doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top?” she asked.
“That’s a Daddy Longlegs,” her father answered.
“So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?” the little girl
asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied,
“No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.”
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
“Well, we’re not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden
Words of wisdom.....
On marriage -
“Marry a woman who can cook. The sex will wear off but you’ll always be hungry.”
On exercise -
“If you see me running that means the laxative’s working.”
- Rodney Dangerfield