Let’s see if I can get this one right......
A newlywed couple enter their hotel room on their honeymoon and start to undress. The husband removes his trousers, hands them to his wife and says, “Here put these on.”
The wife replies, “They’re too big, I can’t wear your pants!”
To which the husband replies, “Just remember who wears the pants in this family.”
They continue to undress and eventually the wife hands her panties to her husband. “You put these on.”
The husband says, “They’re too small, I can’t get into your panties.”
Wife’s reply? “And you won’t until you change your attitude.”
That’d be it