[a fool in paradise]

[HerrBlucher]

LOL!

Talkin bout my degeneration.

[WayneS]

So I guess he’s saving the title “PowerChair” for the “rock opera” he’ll be writing and performing to celebrate his 70th birthday?

[PureSolace]

When I saw “Musical Floss” I thought it was a new invention... like musical road ways, or musical lollipops. Groove the floss just right so when you run it between the teeth it plays music. I’d buy that.

[bigbob]

WHO fans should go to Youtube and check out the cover band “Who2”. Excellent.

[cripplecreek]

Picking up ideas from kids shows now?

While sitting at my sister’s house a year or so back I was watching TV with one of my neices and on the show they were putting on a musical called “Floss”.

[SeeSharp]

Already planning to celebrate a big success before he’s even written the song.

[Bean Counter]

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss
Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I'd Keep the wax N'
melt it down
Pluck some Floss N'
swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top

(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss

Well I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jumb back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dentil Floss tycoon

(Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

Movin' to Montana soon

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/frank-zappa/montana.html

[Revolting cat!]

Petie always needed an editor, and didn’t have one (while in recent years he worked as an editor at an publisher.) He could go from greatness to utter mediocrity on one record, and especially on those operas.

[Lancey Howard]

I guess it’s a better idea than “Pedophenia”.