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“The film, which stars Dakota Fanning ...”

Christ.
Somebody get rid of this kid.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I cringe whenever I see the name Dakota Fanning, because there is something about her that makes Hollywood want to express its statutory rape fantasies. “She looks innocent. We *have* to have somebody in the movie molest her! It will be *dramatic*, and is *essential* to the plot development!”

No, it isn’t, you disgusting deviants.

Ick. Feh. Pervs.

[a fool in paradise]

Who's going to play Kim Fowley? Crispin Glover??

No. According to IMDB, it's Michael Shannon.

Kristen Stewart ... Joan Jett
Dakota Fanning ... Cherie Currie
Scout Taylor-Compton ... Lita Ford
Stella Maeve ... Sandy West