[PugetSoundSoldier]

What about this:

Makes your SPAM slices in the spaghetti noodles with ketchup taste really Eye-talian!

[rdl6989]

My personal favorite.

[Lurker]

Please don't take this the wrong way, but that stuff is an affront against both God AND man.

If you have any in your home please immediately contact your local EPA office and have it disposed of properly so no one can be harmed by it.

Then by all means necessary find yourself some Genuine Parmesan Regiano. You'll be amazed at the difference if flavor and you'll never, ever settle for anything else.

L

[Lawgvr1955]

My personal favorite is Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. (See Monty Pythons’ Cheeseshoppe Sketch. Classic)