[filbert]

“My lack of tech literacy results in a huge mistake — apologies to all for my tweets this afternoon. They have been deleted.”

Jeebus, do you mean that conservatives and libertarians can read Twitter? Why don't people explain these things to me! I'll delete those tweets immediately!

[ransomnote]

I like your interpretation, I think it’s pretty accurate...except maybe the part where the rabi exclaims ‘jeebus!’ ;)